I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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