The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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