Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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