Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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