Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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