Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Acid is not a monday night drug
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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