He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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