Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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