I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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