i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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