How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just google imaged poop.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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