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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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