At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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