I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I touched a dick in church today
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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