That's when you crack a 10am beer
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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