i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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