then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
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I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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