I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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