My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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