Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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