she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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