So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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