Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
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I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
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