Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm just crazy horny about you
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
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