GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
