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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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• (661): View more from California

  Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.

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  What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them

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• (716): View more from New York

  You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years

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  Not as covert as you thought huh?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED

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• (516): View more from New York

  you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.

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