Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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