Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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