Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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