And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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