also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
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what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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