I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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