My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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