How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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