I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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