I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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