No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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