...so i touched it.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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