I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
