that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
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