she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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