we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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