Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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