Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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