She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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