was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
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Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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