you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
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