I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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