i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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