So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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