ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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