Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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