Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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