Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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