Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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