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laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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