Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
