Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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